My friends say that I look better in tight jeans because it shows my curves while strangers I've met in pubs and coffee shops told me that I should wear skirt more often. They say my legs are my real assets.

I'm usually not the type to complain but, bloody hell, what's a bint got to do to get a good shagging? I left my good for nothing husband because I always had to fend for myself since he'd be too tuckered after finishing.

I have so much love in me to cobble dogs with. This love within me is just too much that it made by boobies a lot bigger and bustier than the average. How about you send me a quick hello and maybe, just maybe I’ll send some of these love to you?

Phone sex is what I'm here for. If you're in search of a woman you'd like to date, better look for someone else. But if you're too randy... If you want to give yourself the best jobby as we exchange hot messages, DM me right away.

"Favourite food: Spaghetti bolognese Thai green curry Fish and chips Favourite smoothie: Mixed berry Favourite wine: Witching hour red blend I also love fun activities like bowling, paddle boating, and cooking."

In between my stunning thighs, you'll find an invaluable treasure. It has the most precious jewel that cannot be traded with anything. It's in its hiding place, and only the brilliantly mighty sailors can find it.