Life is already shitty as is. There's no need to stress over it and add fuel to the fire. We deserve a break once in a while. For me, the best way to unwind and forget all my worries is through hardcore anal sex. Too bad I can't get that always. Well...

When I was in my younger years, I used to flirt and mess around with blokes who are a lot older than me. But now that I have grown, I don't want to flirt with those who are older than me. Instead, I want to be with some fresh and young lads.

Ever heard of the borny? It's the combination of the words bored and horny. That is exactly what I am feeling right now. It would be great if a borny stud comes my way and starts adding some spice to my dull as a ditchwater life.

Just a heads up, I'm a very chatty lady who often prefers talking about sex and nothing else. Yes, I'm also a dirty-minded babe who wouldn't let a day pass without thinking about something naughty and sexy. If you think you have a lot to say about se...

I am the kind of cougar who lunges at her prey at full speed. It doesn't matter to me if you have your guards up every time. I will find a chink on your armour and will strike you with no hesitation or whatsoever. Consider yourself warned.

I don't want to think that I'm about to reach the final period of my life. My face has changed a bit. You can see lines all over them. But my body hasn't aged at all. I can still get down on my knees to give you a head.