A goddess sent to entertain gods on earth. I'm here to shake the dark world of a bloke. I'm destined to make him moan and crave to have more exhilarating shagging experiences until the sun creeps in.

I used to be the kind of lass who doesn't care even though she's single and alone. But as time flew, I realized that being single is actually so sad because I don't have someone to talk to, to touch, and of course, to fuck.

I just got out of a ten-year relationship and what I can say is that when the love is gone, you can't do anything about it. I admit that I fell out of love and I got tired of being committed to only one lad. Now that I'm already single, I just want t...

My sex life is as dry as the Sahara dessert and I do not appreciate it one bit. I mean, it would be lovely to be wooed from time to time, but a good shag is hard to come by at my age. Not impossible though, I just know it.

I'm not a night owl nor a morning person. I'm not sure how you can call my sleeping pattern. I usually wake up in the middle of the night breathing heavily because of having wet dreams which have been serving as my alarm clock. During midnight, I rea...

My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.