Whenever I get off with someone, I like it a lot when their dangly-bits is touching my fanny. Yes, I like the feeling of a hard cock on top of my coochie even though our clothes are still on. And it would be better if the lad is slightly humping towa...

I am not here because I want to find someone who I can fall in love with and spend the rest of my life with. Instead, I am here because I want to find a lad who can make me reach my peak of orgasm in the most extraordinary and creative way that he ca...

A lot of experience and a lot to share. Having been around for as long as I have, I learned a few things and unlearned them too with the number of partners I have slept with. I'm an old slag and I take pride in it, especially that I'm having the time...

Coffee versus tea. I know it's sacrilegious to not like tea but I just prefer coffee, it gives me a good kick in the arse to keep me awake through the day. I do drink a cuppa every now and then, especially when it's accompanied by biscuits.

Spare me from the typical bouquet of flowers or the scenario where you get down on your knees with a ring. Let me tell you darling that I'll only tarry here a little. Don't think about giving me a kiss either. You might be wondering what this lass wa...

I love a good sticky toffee pudding! I cannot live without it, pure decadence I tell you! I would often be disappointed if a resto does not have it on their menu. Another thing that brings me delight are dishy lads who have a sweet tooth for my straw...