For the past few weeks, my life has been nothing but dull as a ditchwater. And I’ve been looking for ways to turn it into something more exciting and meaningful. Any help from a charming lass will be greatly appreciated.

Just like any other lady, my weakness would be a killer smile from a very attractive bloke. Once I see a bloke who smiles sweetly and sexily, my heart instantly beats faster and my fanny starts feeling hotter. So, if you think that you have a pretty ...

Tired of regular sex. The next time I'll allow myself to indulge in sex, there should be champagne that will be poured over me. I like to be wet from head to toe. That's not all. I like my lover to dry me with his amazing tongue.

I can be the lass you are looking for. We can't know that for sure unless you give both of us a chance to get to know each other more. If that sounds like a good idea to you, then let's not waste time and start chatting with each other right away.

I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

Many men are enchanted my by mesmerising eyes. I can hear them gasp as I pass by the street or when riding the tube. I can't blame them, can't I? But, I'm not the typical lass who shags with anyone without the getting to know part.