I am a big fan of pirate shows. I fall in love with pirates primarily because of Johnny Depp's Jack Sparrow. It might be weird, but Captain Jack became my standard when it comes to guys I want to fuck. If you think you are like the crazy captain, eve...

I hate surprises because I don't need a bribe to like you. You cannot easily please me with expensive gifts and whatnot; you might not see my face light up even if I have the most precious present in the world.

I am not looking for something serious. I might be too old to be in a committed relationship right now. All I want is to have a young stud that can help me out when I suddenly become wet and horny. I hope I am not asking for too much.

Having a glass of wine before tucking myself in bed has been the routine I developed ever since I divorced my husband of 27 years recently. Now it has me thinking that maybe I look into pulling lads who want to try shagging sophisticated ladies inste...

If you want to taste the best fish and chips in town, then you should please me first because I am the one who cooks it. I may not be great in bed, but I am sure as hell I am one of the best when it comes in the kitchen.

Lady Luck has never been on my side ever since I was young. Now that I am old, even Father Time has forsaken me. I know it might be next to impossible to ask for a young lad to pay attention to me, but I am still hoping I can have that.