Let me be brave and say that I am the perfect woman. I have the beauty, the brain and of course the personality. I don’t want to be arrogant but it’s very rare for a lady to have all these attributes, all at the same time. Aren’t you lucky to f...

Let's just say that I am already an expert when it comes to giving mindblowing performances in bed. Not to brag but I do have the skills and talent that can make you bust a nut before you can say knife.

So many men these days claim to be a full box of chocolates, but when's it's time to open the box, you will see nothing but chewy candy. I guess it's my mind's way of telling me that I deserve the sweetest and the best.

Good provider. Nice Chap. Six-pack abs. Deal-breaker. These are things that blokes think we, lasses, are looking for, but to me they are all superficial. A panty peeler suits me just fine. What happens in my bed is more important than how someone loo...

Music and booze are what fills me up at night. Looking for a man that can fill me up with his floop at night. Size doesn't matter as long as he is smashing in uncle ned. Performance should be exemplary.

I am looking for a bloke who can take me to the moon and back to Earth. That is impossible, I know, so why don’t we try the next best thing. How about a man could take me to cloud nine instead? Is there anyone out here who is up for the challenge?