It's about time that I put my flirting skills to use again. I've been lonely for so long and am quite tired of waiting around. I am anticipating the naughty conversations and getting my knickers ruined by randy lads.

I am tired of hearing the words beautiful, gorgeous, and pretty. I wish men would be more creative with their compliments. I mean, who doesn't get sick of hearing the same words over and over again? Send me this kind of compliment, and you'll never g...

Demure, polite, shy, and gullible. The common adjectives used to describe me. All of these are completely wrong. Once you get to know me, I'm someone that will make you crazy. What I love is shagging the minds of someone I just met and make him remem...

I have been told that getting along with a lass like me is a piece of cake and that's true. I am very sociable, chatty and I have the ability to easily blend with the crowd. So, if you're trying to find a fine lass who will not bore you to death, I a...

Eggs, sausages, fried bread: these are my favorite breakfast. I love them so much my friends wonder if I have plans of having a different breakfast. My answer is no. These three represent three things in my life, but they're a bit naughty; it makes m...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?