Waffles paired with a hot chocolate drink completes my day. If I don’t have such during breakfast, my day would be nothing but incomplete and I will always be in a bad mood when I have any other food first thing in the morning.

I like to be with people who are not too serious with their life. Those who are not afraid to faff around sometimes. There's always a kid inside me that wants to be quirky and have a fantastic time with blokes.

A lover of cats. I'm really amused, especially when a cat yawns and stretches. It's an adoring sight I only see from my loving pets. The only thing that I don't appreciate much from them is their being overly clingy.

Young men make me cream crackered. Emotionally and physically. They tyre you out because of there tenacity and agility. Now I think older men are much better and they have more to offer fancy passion and maturity when ye 're both in bed.

So what does an old lady like me have to do to get a bloke who can fuck me into oblivion? I've been alone for so long that I have already forgotten what it is like to have someone's breath against my skin.

This ravishing lady is desperately gagging for endless fucking. A month without being grinded is like a week of being in an isolated place with no lights and food. If my looks make you randy, please put an end to this endless suffering of mine. I can...