I want to escape the real world, and go to a different world where flirting and having sex is not seen as immoral. I'd be chuffed if a bloke can lick my arse any time or if he can drink from my strawberry creams.

I want to be the very best like no one ever does. To catch men is my real test. To fuck them is my cause. I will travel across the pond, searching far and wide. Each lad to understand the power that's inside! LOL. If you know this song, then you migh...

I used to be the kind of lass who doesn't care even though she's single and alone. But as time flew, I realized that being single is actually so sad because I don't have someone to talk to, to touch, and of course, to fuck.

I am a simple lass who loves reading novels for fun. Going outside, attending parties, and socializing in clubs are not my thing. I prefer to be in the comfort of my home all the time. Away from all the hustle and bustle of the outside world. Despite...

Lots of people ask me about my ideal lad and I don't know what to tell them. Because the truth is, I am okay with any lad who comes in my way. It will just be a bonus if he knows how to use his dangly-bits really well.

Young men make me cream crackered. Emotionally and physically. They tyre you out because of there tenacity and agility. Now I think older men are much better and they have more to offer fancy passion and maturity when ye 're both in bed.