I work hard but play harder. I relish being outdoors, particularly throughout the summertime. Even winter can't make me stay at home. I love food, good company and loud laughter, while downing tequila.

The kind of intimate scene that I enjoy the most is when a man starts to kiss me while we're in front of a mirror. You'd surely hear me softly gasp once you slowly undress me while looking at me intently.

Haven't had sex for a few months now because I was trying to heal from a broken heart. Now that I've moved on, my sexy cunt urges me to get off again. My cunt is waiting for a big knob to rip my pussy apart.

Not a stand-up comedian, but I made my ex laughed with my funny faces and by making fun of things around. I do have my own sense of humour, and it just comes out naturally. I never want to fake anything.

Because I still work at the office despite my age, I come across dashing lads everyday. They're a cheeky bunch as well, always complimenting me and even flirting. I wonder what they'd do if I told them that I want to make one of them my pet.

I broke someone's heart a couple years ago I wasn't ready. I had so many dreams I had to pursue at the time. This time, I might do it again - hurting a lad's feelings, so if you're not here for fun, look away. But if you're thrilled by it, send me a ...