Flowers and sweets are nice, but I would rather receive the best fucking shagging experience there is with a fit young bloke. I don't want to waste my time imagining the things I might miss out just because of my age.

I can't figure out why ladies rebel against me. Is it because I'm flirtatious, good-looking, can maintain a sexy summer figure and men always get paralyzed whenever I wink at them with my sensual glimpse?

I took up baking as a hobby during my years in uni, now I am an expert at baking pies. I can whip up any kind of pie in the kitchen but my favourite would be a good cream pie. It takes a lot of hard work but totally worth it, especially when it's don...

Hot baths always ease the tension in my body, especially the aching joints that come with aging. Though it doesn't relieve me from the aching I feel in my cunt. I think only a lad's dipstick is the only solution to that predicament.

I want to be honest here. I'm mad about foreplay that lasts for hours. And if there's one secret I shouldn't tell you, but I will, it's the fact that during the last stage of a foreplay, I like a lollipop to play with my fanny.

A shy bloke is a good change of pace from all the pompous and pretentious pricks out and about. I'm quite vocal and would often be the one to initiate activities, especially when it comes to shagging. When I feel randy, I want a dipstick in my quim a...