Living a peaceful life to me means getting off with a lad every two weeks. I like his arms to be wrapped around me as we sleep. If he's nice and I'm satisfied, I'd be happy to cook and serve him the most delicious food on earth.

I'm here to look for a lad who has the means to give me a good time. And by good time, I mean something that can make me chuffed inside the bedroom. If you think you can do that, shoot me a DM right now.

I don't need a lad who can solve my problems and change my life for the better. All I need is someone who will not be the cause of new problems. My life is going fine and dandy right now. I want to find someone who can add some excitement and adventu...

I am here because I’m feeling bored as hell. I’ve got nothing else to do figuratively and literally. If you’re a bloke who is currently living a dull and boring life, why don’t send me a message in a tick. Let’s have some fun and exchange v...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

The only thing missing in my life right now is a lad who can make me feel young again. I don't need anything else. All I want is a big cock to be deep inside my cunt. I don't think that is too much to ask for, but no one so far has offered to give th...