I am beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside. Even though I’m no longer that young, I still enjoy outdoor activities like hiking, running and jogging. In the evening, I also like going to the local pub for a quick evening drink, unless I get...

I have soft breasts where you can rest your tired head. I have skin like cream that is smoothening. I have smoky eyes that'll make you randy every time you look at them. I have sexy feet your hungry mouth would want to lick.

Many people are surprised at how I kept myself fit all through these years. I'm still curvy and toned in all the right places, took a lot of work but incredibly worth it. Want to find out what's my secret? Shagging burns a lot of calories.

I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

I'm a career bint. Spending each day convincing the board members of my ideas. Don't get me pete tong! I enjoy my graft, but men find me intimidating at times. Plus, the fact that I haven't had shag in months. I'm losing my edge. So, help a bint out.

I am someone who firmly believes that life is not all about beer and skittles. I have been through a lot and have overcome great trials and tribulations just to be who I am and where I am today. I believe that if something does not kill you, it will ...