Do you want what the best thing in the world is? In my opinion, it’s getting to experience the fun and happiness of being in a relationship without being in an actual relationship. And that’s what I want right now.

I drool if I see a fine man's bollocks. The next thing that I do, I lick those bollocks like a hungry hot beast. It's lovely to hear a guy groan out of pleasure. Hearing a guy moan makes me soaking wet.

Others see me as a natural fine beautiful lady. It has been a whilst since my last relationship, I guess I got picky. I also love the feel of the wind on my barnet. Sitting on the seashore, whilst watching the sea waves, is breathtaking. I hope the o...

I love doing random stuff when I have nothing better to do. Sometimes I just sit on my bed and stare into nothingness, but most of my time I am playing with myself. There's nothing better way of passing time than touching myself. That is what I belie...

I value comfort over being fashionable. I'd often be found in my flat wearing nothing but a white shirt and thigh high socks. I stay in rather than go out and party. Heavy snogging on the couch over uncomfortable groping in a bathroom stall.

I care about other people, but that doesn't make me spineless. I stand up for myself when I need to. I never look down on other people, but I'm also not the person you can mess with. I can be jolly and funny, but I appreciate if a man is jollier than...