I repay evil with kindness. If you spank me, you'd have the best handjob. If you choke me, I'd be delighted to take all of your hot string of pearls. If you slap my face, prepare for a glorious moment.

I've been weary of serious relationships since I was old enough to date blokes. A few decades after, I would rather have a casual relationship or fucking than committing to a serious one. I may be old but I could still shag a lad's knob like there's ...

It's a misconception that old people are bloody boring but that's far from the truth. I for one can still keep up with lads much younger and could even make them moan louder than any young lass there is.

Do you like what you are seeing? I have more where it came from. All you need to do is chat with me when I'm bored and I'll let your mind experience things that you probably never experienced before. Would you like to give it a try? I am just one cha...

For most girls, great eyebrows are life. As for me, great eyebrows, food, and heavenly sex are what put a big smile on my pretty face. I can stay in my bedroom for the whole 24 hours getting off with a handsome bloke.

I never believed in luck. I firmly believe that everything I have right now is the result of my tireless efforts to pursue my goals and reach for my dreams. People who are deeply dependent on luck never have confidence in their skills. I hope the blo...