Recently got roped into adopting a goldfish from a mate. I'm better at taking care of it than I do to myself. Nevertheless, I would love to meet a gent who'll provide me with witty conversations and sarcastic humour.

Pasta vs. Pizza? I love them both, but I'd choose pasta. I like how smooth the pasta's texture is. It's like the texture of a penis, just a little bit softer. But when a penis is full of cum, it's as smooth as the pasta or the condensed milk.

I'm a very naughty lass who's barmy about touching her jubblies when hot blokes are around. I love that what I do makes men have pervy looks on their eyes. My jubblies get harder each time I see a man who has a proper Vlad.

I have found that younger blokes are more open to using sex toys while shagging and that is delightful news! I am fond of experimenting and want a partner who is open to do anything. I have a drawer full of toys that I am gagging to try out.

May not look like it, but I still have a lot of bite left in me. I thrive in taking charge of someone else's pleasure, telling them what to do and when they're allowed to cum. Hearing them whine, moan, and groan leaves a delicious taste in my mouth.

There are only a handful of men who knows how to bring out the full satisfaction of being fucked in the missionary position. Most men often disregard this position because it is one of the basics. However, in the mind of a skillful man, even missiona...