With all the kids having their own family and my husband dying of a heart attack a few years ago, I feel lonely and am needing of good company. I've moved on from grieving and want to get back to feeling excited about chatting up lads whom I can conn...

If you want to taste the best fish and chips in town, then you should please me first because I am the one who cooks it. I may not be great in bed, but I am sure as hell I am one of the best when it comes in the kitchen.

It's a misconception that old people are bloody boring but that's far from the truth. I for one can still keep up with lads much younger and could even make them moan louder than any young lass there is.

We all had that not so innocent fantasies about authorities disciplining us in the most delicious ways. My favourite scenario hands down would be a lady like me getting caught by the police for being indecent in public and then taught a lesson.

I've been separated for years and now I am ready to put a leg over lads who wouldn't mind having their cocks used by a lady like myself. I promise that I'd start slow until I hear gruff moans and pleads to go faster.

My beauty is slowly fading away. It might be hard, but I need to accept the fact that I am not as enticing and as irresistible as I once was. However, I am still hopeful that there is still a lad out there who would accept me for who I am, wrinkles a...